… but I won’t be coming to your Milonga. Thanks for the invitation via Facebook, but I’m not interested. Why? Well, let’s see;
Perhaps the DJ doesn’t play music to my taste.
Or the lighting may be too bright.
Possibly you only serve cheap instant coffee.
Maybe the crowd that will be going doesn’t excite me.
Or perhaps it’s because you have set up events that coincide with our milongas, without any explanation or apology. You call yourself a Tango friend, but that hasn’t stopped you running events that will inevitably compromise the attendance we get. So I really don’t feel like accepting your invitation.
Or it could be that Kylie has promised to give me a full body massage that evening.